All sarcasm aside, this right here is actually the problem. Nothing wrong with being vigilant, I think we can all agree that's a good thing, but you think making character judgements about people who disagree with you, instead of exploring that disagreement, is somehow meaningful or praiseworthy.

You skim-read a single an article by a total stranger, fail spectacularly to understand the problem the article is pointing to, and immediately characterise them as a "MAGA lunatic" (still chuckling about that one).

You don't talk, you certainly don't listen. You jump straight to name-calling and demonising, imagining (tragically incorrectly) that your opinion matters. And then you get all butthurt when you realise that it doesn't at all.

So sure, if you'd like me to add "calling strangers on the internet 'assholes' because you lack the emotional regulation and basic knowledge to have an intelligent conversation," to my definition of "woke," I'll be sure to work it into my next article on the topic.