You're kidding!! You mean my two paragraph, obviously slightly flippant peace plan isn't going to immediately bring an end to the 75 year conflict in the Middle East? Well, that's egg on my face. I'll call Netanyahu and Haniyeh immediately and tell them not to proceed with it.

I've addressed a similarly literalist response here. Spoiler, this isn't a complete, watertight blueprint for peace in the Middle East either.